Wrecking Ball Gets in Dead Meat


Ok class, today is behavior card day. I’m going to use this white card as an example. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It’s just a stupid sheet of paper. Wrecking Ball, that’s not funny. If you get a red card, you get 5 years off. If it’s orange, you get three years off. If it’s yellow, you get a year off. Green means you get a month off. If it’s blue, you get a week off. Purple means you get a day off. If it’s white, nothing happens. If it’s brown, you’re going to get a talk after school. No detention. If it’s rose, you’ll have detention for an hour. If it’s neon green, you’ll have detention for two hours. If it’s light gray, you’ll have detention for three hours. If it’s gray, you’ll get detention until the end of school. If it’s concrete, you’ll have detention for a week. Charcoal means detention for two weeks. Pencil lead means you’re suspended for three days. Murky rain means you are suspended for 10 days. If it’s ash, you are expelled. Now pay attention to this card. Black means you are in dead meat. Here are your cards. Yay, me, Triangle Goomba and Magic 8 Ball got red cards. That’s right Boo, Triangle Goomba and Magic 8 Ball. Three of you get five years off. Go to the principal’s office. Yay, we got orange cards. That’s right, Lola and Lana. Both of you get three years off. Go to the principal’s office. Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, and I got yellow cards. That’s right, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, and Steven. The four of you get a year off. Go to the principal’s office. Me and Bart got green cards. That’s right, Lisa and Bart. Both of you get a month off. Go to the principal’s office. Me, Manny and Diego got blue cards. That’s right, Manny, Diego and Sid. The three of you get a week off. Go to the principal’s office. We got purple cards. That’s right, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. All of you get a day off from school. You have been good girls. Go to the principal’s office. I got a white card. Rovio, you can stay here. Nothing’s going to happen to you. Oh man, I got a brown card. Target, I’m afraid we’re going to have a talk after school. No detention. Go to the principal’s office. I got a rose card. I’m sorry, Majarat, but you have detention for one hour. Go to the principal’s office. We got neon green cards. I’m sorry, Nick and Judy. You have detention for two hours. Go to the principal’s office. (sheep noise) That’s right, Shaun! You have detention for three hours. Go to the principal’s office. I got a gray card. I demand a better card this instant! Dirty Bubble, don’t talk to me like that! You have detention until the end of the school. Go to the principal’s office right now! Man, I have a concrete card. That’s right, Noah! You have detention for a week. Go to the principal’s office. Dude, I have, like, a charcoal card. That’s right, Nike! You have detention for two weeks. Go to the principal’s office. (pig noises) That’s right, King Pig! You’re suspended for three days. Go to the principal’s office. Aw, man. I got a murky rain card. That’s right, iTunes! You’re suspended for 10 days. Go to the principal’s office. I got an ash card. That’s right, Sam’s Club diamond! You are expelled. Go to the principal’s office. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um. I got a black card. May I please have another chance? NO, YOU WILL NOT GET ANYMORE CHANCES! YOU ARE IN DEAD MEAT, WRECKING BALL. GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE. Wrecking Ball, I cannot believe that you got in dead meat! That’s it, you’re grounded for life. Go to your room now.

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