Doog: So you’re a vegetarian…
Weird Al: I am. Doog: Tell me a little bit about that.
Weird Al: Well I used to, uh… eat a lot of hamburgers until I found out… I read
a book and I found out that they were made out of dead animals… and it GROSSED me out.
Doog: What did you think they were made out of before?
Weird Al: I don’t know… happy fun things! Just like… you know… Ronald McDonald doesn’t
tell you about… the factory farms. You don’t know about this stuff… Doog: I suppose if
they… in the McDonalds commercials if they had Ronald McDonald right next to a huge dead
cow, that wouldn’t sell very many Happy Meals. Weird Al: Probably not, but it would be good
truth in advertising. Doog: Sure, yeah… Ya know, some people would
write in a be like “We respect your honesty when it comes to hamburgers.”
Weird Al: Keepin’ it real with Ronald McDonald… (Doog laughs)