Top 10 Scariest McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys – Part 2

Hey everyone welcome back to most amazing
top 10 I’m your host Che Durena. Now a little while ago we did a list of Top 10 scary happy
meal toys, basically a bunch of toys that were given to kids that either tried to kill
them, scar them emotionally or just looked like stuff that no kid should play with. One
of them was a jellyfish that looked like a penis. And you guys loved it! So were coming
back with a part two, so I went in search of some of the other twisted gifts that have
been giving to kids through fast food chains for todays list of Top 10 Scary happy meal
toys Part 2. As always make sure you like comment subscribe and hit the little notification
bell. Make sure you stick around for the whole list because I want each person to comment
how many of these toys theyve actually played with, I wonder if anyone can get all 10. And
without taking any longer, lets get into it. 10 Tickle Feather! What sounds like a good time to kids? Running
up to a bunch of strangers and slowly stroking them with a foam feather, well I hope the
answer is no, if your a kid who loves doing this please try a playstation its much better.
Wel McDonalds seemed to think that kid would actually love invading the personal space
off all their friends and family, so they released the Tickle Feather. It might have
actually been called the McTickle Feather, which makes it funnier and creepier but I
couldnt lock down this info because this toy is pretty old, it comes all the way from 1982.
The point of the toy is you take it, run up to people, and give them a little tickle tickle
tickle. But we all know that no one every, in the history of people ever wants to be
tickled. It only ever leads to inappropriate touching and peed pants. Also this two was
made out of foam and given to kids. And what does foam do, it can be squashed and then
it expands, and what do kids love to do? Eat everything! So on top of this toy being the
worst lesson in personal space it was also a major choking hazard 9 Ronald McDonald Mask K this one seems like a deliberate attempt
at creating unrest in the middle class american home. The Ronald McDonald mast is exactly
what it sounds like, a mask that would turn every kid who put it on into the famous McDonalds
mascot Ronald Mcdonald. And what is Ronald McDonald? A clown. So that means there would
have been thousands, if not millions of little clowns running around north america at one
point. This is almost worse then that thing that happened a few years ago where full grown
adults were dressing up as clowns and started just hanging out in parks. I can imagine how
many kids developed a lifelong fear of clowns from their friends faces going from smiling
youth to soul stealing circus freak. Nobody likes clowns, I dont think clowns even like
clowns. I would have loved to see a parent who got a happy meal for their kid and then
later that night there like, timmy come downstairs, dinners ready. And in walks a mini clown boy
like Feeeeeed Meeee. I think its time we can Ronald and come up with a new mascot. 8 Ronald McDonald Sunglasses I dont know why but McDonalds really wants
Ronald McDonalds face on your kids face, you already keep them poison that causes childhood
obesity isnt that enough, leave their poor faces alone. Im sure you can picture exactly
what theses guys look like, they have the Classic ronald mcdonalds colours spread over
some sunglasses. Not that creepy and it seems like even though McDonalds doesnt care about
your kids gastrointestinal tract they care about their eyes. But for whatever reason,
right in the middle of these sunglasses is ronalds face creeping out of them. And his
expression makes me want to wash my eyes you with a brillow pad. Hes got this blank serial
killer smile, I feel like this is that last thing you see after you take a wrong turn
while your wondering through a creepy carnival. These sunglasses would make so hard to have
some fun in the sun because you keep thinking about after the sun goes down theres only
darkness 7 The Michael Jordan Fitness Fun Challenge Yes the Michael Jordan, were talking about
the goat! The guy who has some of the most amazing highlight reels in sports. Of course
McDonalds would want to pair up with one of the biggest celebs of the 90s. Alos McDonald
giving away a fitness fun challenge to kids disguises the fact that McDonlds dosent care
about your fitness at all. The only challenge is trying to keep an 8 year olds blood pressure
down after they eat a 10 piece nugget meal. But these toys were all pretty normal, there
was a mini basketball which went flat after 2 uses of course, stopwatch, a foam football
for some reason. But there deadly part about this happy meal was the skipping rope. It
looked like a normal skipping rope but it was too short for almost every kid that used
it. And what happens when you use a skipping rope thats too short? It whips you in the
back of the head. Countless little Michael Jordan fans had red lashes across the back
of their skulls because they just wanted to train like the GOAT. It wasnt long before
all of these were thrown in the trash because no pre teen like to spend their days getting
slapped in the head with a chunk of plastic. 6 Might Duck Pucks More sports themed toys that threatened the
life of young children. You might say that Mcdonalds knows nothing about exercising.
The mighty duck pucks were inspired by the mighty ducks animated series which was a bunch
of anthropomorphic ducks from space who defend earth with hockey theme super powers. Very
strange. This happy meal toy took each one of the duck billed superheros and slapped
them on top of a hockey puck. But not like a silk screen pressed image, no that would
make too much sense. These pucks had these huge plastic characters judding out of them.
Of course McDonalds said you could actually play hockey with these guys, and what ended
up happening is while kids were slap shotting these danger pods into nets, the plastic figure
would fly off and smash into who knows what. Sometimes a tree or the road, but every now
and again it would collide right with a kids face. And I mean, of course. Why would you
put a piece of breakable plastic on something that was intended to be smashed with a hockey
stick 5 Camping tools You can tell there are points where the people
at McDonalds who are incharge of picking toys run out of ideas. One week its Power Rangers
and the next week its camping tools. Super lame. And the scary party about this pack
of plastic landfill contributors was the frying pan. It was a little imitation frying pan
that kids would use to simulate cooking while roughing it in the great outdoors. The only
problem is some kids actually tried to use it to cook. When you give things to kids that
are suppose to replicate what adults do they will actually try to do it. There were a bunch
of reports of these things being melted down to stove tops because some little tike wanted
to whip up so grub. 4 Toothbrush and Toothpaste Most kids already hate going to the dentist
so why not bring the wonders of dental hygiene to somewhere where they thought they could
escape their worries. Not only does the dentist flashback suck for kids but having a toothbrush
and toothpaste considered a toy is one of the biggest rip offs of all time. No one has
fun brushing their teeth, you do it because you dont want to end up looking like Tom Cruise
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The scary part about this one is being a kid excited to get that happy meal bonus and then
your just reminded that your mouth will decay everyday unless you take care of it. Also
McDonlads stop pretending like you care about our health. I feel like McDonalds branded
anthrax or a handgun would be more on the mark for them. If it makes it any better 1983
if it makes it any better. I guess back then they didnt know kids wanted to play with G
I Joes instead of scraping plaque 3 Gardening tools Back in the 80s McDonalds wanted to celebrate
earth day by making some gardening themed toys that were supposed to inspire kids to
get out of the house. Leave it one of the largest polluters in the world to think its
a great idea to make a bunch of plastic toys to honor the earth. Once again these toys
fall in the category of super lame things that should never be given to kids. I dont
know how many kids out there are avid gardeners but Im sure its not enough to warrant this
lame excuse for a good time. The happy meals came with all sorts of “fun” gardening
tools like handrakes, shovels, a water pale and greenhouse. All stuff kids would get super
excited for. The only good thing to come out of these turd toys is that if decided to hold
on to them for whatever reason, there going for a pretty high price on Ebay. That is crazy,
climate change is happening before our eyes and people choose to spend money on vintage
Mcdonalds toys. Have fun eating those in the apocalypse. 2 Karaoke Disco Fever CD I couldnt image missing the mark on more fronts.
First we have Karaoke, karaoke is kind of kids but its mostly for drunk adults who tell
you if you come to the karaoke they wont make you sing and then as soon as your there everyone
pressures you to sing. Next we have disco, what kid is bobbing their afro to disco, ive
never thought of disco as something to throw on for my little niece and nephews. The biggest
problem with this Karaoke CD was it had the Donna summers hit Last Dance on it. Now I
love Donna summers, shes one of the greats, but the song last dance contains the words,
Im so horny, in it. So that means a city that was made for kids to sing along to would have
them belting out the words Im so horny. Obviously parents were pissed because they all had to
explain what horny means to their kids. 1 Weed and a pipe I know colorado has been very progressive
with there weed laws but this is ridiculous. Ok so this wasnt a toy that was actually given
out at McDonalds, I’m sure if it was kids would be way more chill to hangout with. But
at a McDonalds in Chicago, a McDonlads employee needed a place to hide his weed while he was
at work and stuck it in a happy meal box. I dont know why he wouldnt just keep it in
his bag. Well someone loaded the box up with happy meal food without checking it and it
got handed off to some kid who was probably like Mommy theres some stinky grass in here.
This later got turned over to the police and then the employee involved got arrested. Man
you work at Mcdonalds, lose your weed and get arrested. That guy would have been having
a tough week. Well everyone thats our list! I hope everyone
had a great time watching this video and be sure to let us know in the comments which
ones were your favourite. As always make sure you like comment subscribe and hit the little
notification bell. Until next time Ive been Che Durena and Im gonna dig through some of
my old stuff to see if people wanna buy it on ebay.

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