EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Ronald McDonald VERSUS THE BURGER KING! BEGIN! Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today? One flame broiled ass clown Have it your way! You can’t do fast food, half as good as I do Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive through! You’re played out like a Chuck E. Cheese token Your style’s like your ice cream machines Broken! (HA) I’m dropping whoppers that’ll knock you off the menu Call you Ronald Donald, CAUSE THERE’S NO MC IN YOU! Why don’t you call me Ronald Jeremy Cause I’m getting nasty! Like the Whoppers you sell, MADE OF HORSE LIPS AND ASS MEAT Ask Rick and Morty who’s the lyrical boss! I’ve got lines for days, call me Szechuan sauce! The undisputed GOAT of putting burgers in bellies I’m fast food Eminem, you’re Machine Gun Kelly!! I’m coke to your Pepsi!! I’m Mac you’re Android!! Let’s be real, I’m Nice Peter, you’re EpicLLOYD!!1! Alrighhttt.. You’re NUMBER 1. Like the whiz I took in your ball pit! Them rhymes you just spit, are a Ray Kroc of shit! YOU SPOOKY ASS CLOWN YOU’RE SO CREEPY IT’S INSANE You look like you just ate someone’s brother, in a storm drain! You can’t beat the King, with ur crew please! The whole head of your government’s name is Mayor McCheese! I ain’t lovin’ shit. Even if Timberlake sings. I’m running circles round you like my onion rings! Your onion rings are pretty good… BUT THAT VERSE WAS LIFELESS, YOU HAD NO JOY IN IT! Last rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it! I’m serving billions and I can’t be beat. YOU’RE A BIN FULL OF LETTUCE FACING DA FEET! Using Cheetos dudee? Get your recipes together man! I’ve had the same fries, Since I was Williard Scott the Weatherman! I’M THE BEST TRASH TALKING MASCOT IN TOWN You might be the King, BUT A CLOWN WEARS THE CROWN! Where’s the beef? Right here! Where’s the beef? Right here! (oh damn) Where’s the beef? Right here! Where’s the beef? Right here! Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies!!1! And I’ll square off with them like the corners of my meat patties. It’s Wendy! The Hip Hopping Pippi Longstocking. NO FLOWS AS FROSTY AS THE SALAD BARS THAT I’M DROPPING. I’m topping you two like plain baked potatoes. Exploiting you both like you were GROWING MY TOMATOES(UHH) KING YOU’RE CREEPY and you’re always second fiddle! Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddles AND McDonald’s GAVE YOUR JOB TO A BOX WITH A FACE! Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace! I’m the fast food queen! Mean with a tweet sesh! Leave opponents frozen cause I always keep my beef FRESH. WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP (yum yum) BATTLES OF HISTORY!