Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King. Epic Rap Battles of History


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Ronald McDonald VERSUS THE BURGER KING! BEGIN! Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today? One flame broiled ass clown Have it your way! You can’t do fast food, half as good as I do Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive through! You’re played out like a Chuck E. Cheese token Your style’s like your ice cream machines Broken! (HA) I’m dropping whoppers that’ll knock you off the menu Call you Ronald Donald, CAUSE THERE’S NO MC IN YOU! Why don’t you call me Ronald Jeremy Cause I’m getting nasty! Like the Whoppers you sell, MADE OF HORSE LIPS AND ASS MEAT Ask Rick and Morty who’s the lyrical boss! I’ve got lines for days, call me Szechuan sauce! The undisputed GOAT of putting burgers in bellies I’m fast food Eminem, you’re Machine Gun Kelly!! I’m coke to your Pepsi!! I’m Mac you’re Android!! Let’s be real, I’m Nice Peter, you’re EpicLLOYD!!1! Alrighhttt.. You’re NUMBER 1. Like the whiz I took in your ball pit! Them rhymes you just spit, are a Ray Kroc of shit! YOU SPOOKY ASS CLOWN YOU’RE SO CREEPY IT’S INSANE You look like you just ate someone’s brother, in a storm drain! You can’t beat the King, with ur crew please! The whole head of your government’s name is Mayor McCheese! I ain’t lovin’ shit. Even if Timberlake sings. I’m running circles round you like my onion rings! Your onion rings are pretty good… BUT THAT VERSE WAS LIFELESS, YOU HAD NO JOY IN IT! Last rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it! I’m serving billions and I can’t be beat. YOU’RE A BIN FULL OF LETTUCE FACING DA FEET! Using Cheetos dudee? Get your recipes together man! I’ve had the same fries, Since I was Williard Scott the Weatherman! I’M THE BEST TRASH TALKING MASCOT IN TOWN You might be the King, BUT A CLOWN WEARS THE CROWN! Where’s the beef? Right here! Where’s the beef? Right here! (oh damn) Where’s the beef? Right here! Where’s the beef? Right here! Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies!!1! And I’ll square off with them like the corners of my meat patties. It’s Wendy! The Hip Hopping Pippi Longstocking. NO FLOWS AS FROSTY AS THE SALAD BARS THAT I’M DROPPING. I’m topping you two like plain baked potatoes. Exploiting you both like you were GROWING MY TOMATOES(UHH) KING YOU’RE CREEPY and you’re always second fiddle! Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddles AND McDonald’s GAVE YOUR JOB TO A BOX WITH A FACE! Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace! I’m the fast food queen! Mean with a tweet sesh! Leave opponents frozen cause I always keep my beef FRESH. WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP (yum yum) BATTLES OF HISTORY!

100 thoughts on “Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. Can't read all 70K comments, but I don't see one addressing ERB's incredible attention to detail in the capital "E" for, presumably, "Eminem" and in place of the golden arches logo in the same place on Actual Ronald McDonald's uniform. Even better cuz it's basically an "M" rotated 90°.

    Fucking brilliant.

  2. I like Burger King. Even though McDonalds is more popular. Because.
    “Clearly fame isn’t everything” said Snape.

  3. #1 Can I just say OMMFG WENDY IS HOT 😍 and ya she definitely destroyed them both ima use what the kids now a days say she was Savage

  4. looking through the comments for a minutes makes it pretty obvious that its an unpopular opinion that Wendys did not win. I always skip the end of this video cause she makes it weird, and also BK won hands down.

  5. Which part of reddit? Anyone who talks about "redditors" like that has clearly never been to the site. The entire point of it is that literally anyone can make their own sub and build a community that's completely separate from everything else. It has like a billion users, and most of them never meet each other.

  6. The comparison part was pretty accurate TBH, McDonald's is more well know but Burger King is better, which is the same with coke and Pepsi, mac and android and NicePeter and EpicLloyd

  7. Buger king:welcome to bk what can I serve you today one flame-broiled ass clown have it your way you can't do fast food half as good as I do your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-through your played out like a chucky cheese token your style like your ice cream machine broken ha I'm dropping wopers that are going to knock you off the menu call you Ronald donald because there no mc in u

    Me: that was long

  8. "You spooky-ass clown, you're so creepy it's insane. You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain."

    The McDonald's clown looks a lot like Pennywise. And has killed more people by far.

  9. here’s a hot take: I honestly think Ronald won this battle, Burger King was a close 2nd and Wendy was the weakest (though I would prefer if it was the reverse order).

  10. I am almost tempted to go to my local Burger King, McDonald's and Wendy's restaurants and play this video on my smartphone so others can hear and/or see it. Maybe share it with others, including restaurant employees. I am curious to know how others would react to this video in public. Lol.

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