Key & Peele – Soul Food


– IT’S SO RICH
IN HISTORY. – I GREW UP IN A NEIGHBORHOOD
LIKE THIS. – OH, YEAH, I GREW UP
IN A NEIGHBORHOOD EXACTLY LIKE THIS. – ALL RIGHT,
WELCOME TO MAMA SUGARBACK’S. Y’ALL READY TO ORDER?
– YEAH. CAN I HAVE A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
WITH GRAVY AND A COLA? – OKAY. – I WILL HAVE THE BAKED BEEF
SHORT RIBS WITH COLLARD GREENS, AND THROW DOWN
SOME OF THAT CORNBREAD. – ALL RIGHT, BABE. – YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOLD UP A SECOND. I’M ALSO GONNA HAVE
SOME OF THEM COLLARD GREENS AND CORNBREAD
AS WELL, BUT HOOK A BROTHER UP
WITH SOME OF THEM HOT LINKS. – ALL RIGHT.
– ALL RIGHT. – [chuckles] YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY AM I TRYING TO FRONT? SCRATCH ALL THAT. GIVE ME SOME OKRA
AND SOME FRIED RED SNAPPER. AND GIRL, YOU KNOW I WANT
SOME CHITLINS. – ALL RIGHT NOW. – Y’ALL GOT HAM HOCKS? – OF COURSE.
– WELL, THAT’S WHAT I WANT. I WANT A PLATE OF HAM HOCKS,
DEEP-FRIED, BLACKENED, AND SERVED ON A BED
OF MUSTARD GREENS. – PIG FEET. I WANT SOME PIG FEET
AND FOUR POUNDS OF GRITS. AND OH, OH!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? GIVE ME A LITTLE DIXIE CUP
FULL OF LARD, ALL RIGHT? – I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WANT.
A BOWL OF MOSQUITOES. NONE OF THEM TINY ONES EITHER,
GIVE ME THEM BIG MOTHER[bleep] YOU FIND
DOWN AT THE SWAMPS. – SISTER, COULD YOU PLEASE
HOOK A BROTHER UP WITH A RUSTY BUCKET
FULL OF FISH HEADS WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE? – DONKEY TEETH.
– DONKEY TEETH? – STRAIGHT OUT
A DONKEY’S MOUTH. YOU KNOW WHAT? [bleep] IT.
ANY ANIMAL TOOTH WILL DO. I WANT YOU TO STICK IT
IN SOME HONEY GLAZE, FRY IT WITH FAT BACK, AND SERVE IT
IN AN OLD TIN COFFEE CAN. – FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID
UP TO THIS POINT RIGHT NOW. BRING ME SOME DANDELION GREENS,
A COW HIP, AND A DOG FACE. WRAP THAT WHOLE MESS
IN AN OLDEBONYMAGAZINE, AND SERVE IT TO ME
IN A SHOEBOX. – OKAY, I WANT A PLATTER
OF STORK ANKLES, AN OLD CELLAR DOOR,
A POSSUM SPINE, AND A HUMAN FOOT. – YOU WANT A HUMAN FOOT? – MM-HMM. – I GOT JUST ONE QUESTION
FOR Y’ALL. – YOU WANT GRAVY
ON THAT CELLAR DOOR? – OH, DEFINITELY. – OH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GOTTA PUT GRAVY ON THAT. – WHAT’S A CELLAR DOOR
WITHOUT GRAVY? – IT’S NOT FOOD. – MMM. – IT’S REALLY–
[chokes]

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