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– No! Hi. My name is Shayan, and all my friends think this is a bad idea. Why am I doing this? I don’t know. It feels like I’d save some time eating all my meals liquid. Producer: You mean drinking? Oh, yeah. I mean drinking all my meals liquid. The catch is, I can’t replace the meals I was gonna have today with meals that can be turned into a juice easily. That might be a little complicated because I was planning on having biryani today. I already got my mom’s blender. There’s a blender here. So I guess this is happening. We’ve got that poha, with a little bit of bhujia in it. We’ve got a few slices of bread and butter, and we’ve got some nice masala tea. I didn’t get an egg. Okay, we got an egg. This is my glass for the day. It says “stupid”. First, put the egg in. *unintelligible nonsense* Awww yeah. There we go. This is my mess. I think we’re ready to blend. Oh sh- oh god. Three, two, one… Smells burnt. That’s my breakfast juice. Smells kinda rank. Just tastes like a lot of tea, but I can chew stuff. Also my throat burns while I’m drinking it. Bottoms up attempt: number one. It’s getting more granule-y. It’s like I’m choking on a fur ball. My stomach is beginning to turn a little. Aishwarya, did you like it? It’s in my trash. You can try it. Arshad: I’m too scared. Now it’s lunchtime, and I’m a little stressed, because a) I ordered biryani, and b) it’s got some raita to go with it, and c) they sent me a free gulab jamun with it. There’s that gulab jamun. So according to the rules, I have to mix all of this. I’m gonna have a fizzy soda with this. So this has bits of meat in it, as you can clearly see. Biryani plus raita plus gulab jamun plus soda. Why does everything smell burnt? I think the gulab jamun disappeared. The gulab jamun came to life inside the blender, and went like, “F*** this, I wasn’t made for this”, and it just died. There is no gulab jamun in this anymore. Oh, now I can taste the gulab jamun. Tastes kinda sweet. It’s got spices, but also really, really sweet. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not good. How did I get here? Nope. Put a fail here. Put a fail right here. Nope! Aniket: Why is it so sweet?
– Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Arshad, you know you love that biryani, bro. Arshad: Not bad. Here we are now. Three slices of “Veg Extravaganza”. It’s got onions, some mushrooms, olives, jalapeños, capsicum, corn, which is tough for me to digest, and a bunch of cheese. I’m also gonna add a chocolate muffin to that. Little bit of oregano. Little bit of chilli flakes. I think I broke it. This is the best-smelling thing I’ve ever smelt, but it definitely needs a lot of water. This looks like actual vomit. Feels like a chocolate pizza. Does anybody make that? I think I’m the most repulsed drinking this, because of what it looks like. A bubble just exploded while I said that. On the bright side, I just finished my meal in a minute. Now I have, like, ten minutes to do whatever I want. Cumulatively, that’s like, thirty minutes a day. I added a little extra chilli flakes before I gave it to my colleagues for testing. There’s also a chocolate muffin inside. Andre: Now she’s spitting up in front of me while I’m having it. You like it?
Andre: NO! I still stand by my initial statement that drinking liquid meals is a better use of your time than drinking solid meals. Feeling a little bit faint. I don’t know if that’s from what I’ve consumed, or just the shock of what I’ve done. Would I do this again? No. I am beginning to feel a little heartburn. Slowly, but steadily, my insides have been gurgling. So I feel like the breakdown’s coming, but it isn’t here yet. Thankfully, not on camera. If I end up vomiting, I will let you guys know. If you end up vomiting after watching this video, let us know. If you didn’t puke even once, you should definitely leave a like on this video and subscribe to BuzzFeed India, because well, you didn’t vomit. You can take anything. You can take this content, bro.